Since its inception, Maxim’s Hot 100 has recognized women in movies, television and sports — by which I mean objectify and place them in a list of how hot they are.

Sounds sexist, right? It definitely is. So when Stephen Colbert was named one of Maxim’s Hot 100, I couldn’t help but feel it was a triumph for man.

“Democracy isn’t always pretty: Sometimes it’s downright handsome. With a massive write-in vote campaign, the Colbert Nation proved they’re not only loyal but also incredibly horny.”


Congratulations to Stephen Colbert for being recognized as the beautiful woman he is.