When I was a child my friends and I would go to the arcade and religiously play the video game Rampage. What? With the sole goal of the game is to play as a huge monster and destroy an entire city to move on to the next level? What child wouldn’t want to play that?
So naturally, years later, New Line Cinema is moving forward with producing a movie adaptation of the video game. And who wouldn’t want that? There’s an incredible story about three humans who are experimented on and become monsters who destroy cities; seeking vague vengeance.
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s as bad as an idea as making Angry Birds into a feature-length film. But hey, Rampage should be a fun movie. Right?