At the Museum of Man in San Diego there’s a statue of the greatest storyteller known as C-3PO. If you know me, then you can easily imagine my glee when I cheerfully walked up to the statue. But upon further inspection, I discovered that the bio written for C-3PO contained references to the new trilogy.

Damn you, George Lucas. Your damage has reached museums as well. Where’s Indiana Jones when we need him? Oh wait….